Friday, August 22, 2008
Bigfoot's Girlfriend Found Alive
The Dissociative Press
August 22, 2008 or so
Clear proof of Bigfoot was again discovered today, in what appears to be his "significant other primate." No name as of yet is known for this creature, though "Bighair" was suggested by those who purport to have seen the creature. The creature, after capture, has reportedly been sequestered in room 27 of Al Gore's home and eco-mansion.
Photo courtesy of the Al-Jazeera Nature Network.